Happy Unbirthday!

this morning. it was weird. i woke up with the worst bed hair ever. and i NEVER get bedhair. usually it’s just like a little messy but i was freaking Medusa this morning. and i didn’t change anything except for my bed covers/sheets. i wonder if that can affect my hair?

‘kay maybe not medusa.

“AHHH SNAKES!” said Medusa.

Moving. On. I had a yummy breakfast consisting of bacon, scrambled eggs, and bagels. We ran out of bread in the house so I toasted raisin cinnamon bagels in place of it? Tasted fine to me, if not more delicious than plain white bread. And of course, a glass of OJ (low pulp). It’s funny because as I was making this breakfast…I realized that’s it’s 2pm. It’s because I woke up at 1:30 today. technically 12. But I was on the phone, in my bed, until 1:30 so didn’t get out and up and whatnot til then. But yes. It’s was amazing.

Mmmm.. Yummy Goodness.

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I watched Alice In Wonderland (the cartoon) in partial entirety today and I find it quite disturbing that this movie is a Disney classic because IT’S SO SCARY. I can totally see why the author of the book would be on drugs when he found the inspiration for it because THAT WHOLE MOVIE IS ON LSD OR SOMETHING. First of all, the Cheshire Cat is one extreme loon. His smile gives me the hebejeebies and that scary way of talking, blech. And the smoking caterpillar? AND THE QUEEN OF HEARTS? Kids should not be hearing “off with their heads!” over and over in enthusiastic voice. I’m sorry but Alice in Wonderland is not on my list in the future for my kids.

Oh and yes I know that there are scenes in Beauty and the Beast and The Little Mermaid and whatnot that are comparable scare factor-wise but at least it’s SANE.

Anyways I will go cower in the corner now and hope that I will not hear the Unbirthday Song in my dreams.