err…did i say creepy? yea. i meant. creepy.

okay conversation!

me: me

guy : guy who bought a sandwich and beer at the store

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me: that’ll be blah blah blah ($$$) 

guy : (hands me money) is there a place where i can sit down and eat and drink this?

me: uhh well u can sit outside and theres chairs and stuff cuz you can’t have alcohol in here.

guy: okay. ill drink it outside and come back in and be like all flirting and saying “heybabywhassupwannaajiroiweroi”

me: really? *laugh* after one beer? c’monn

guy: well im a lightweight so yea.

me: okay. well. have a good weekend.

(he leaves)

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like..40 minutes later. seriously. i’m sitting facing out the window and he walks by and he waves so i wave back (polite thing to do of course) so he like stands in front of the window and just stares at me? and im like..uh…wtf.. and then he like does that thing where you cup your face and peer into the glass like you can’t see anything and like smushes his face against the window. and i’m quite like “uh dude. wayy to much to drink” in my head by now. and then he comes in!

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me: uh hi.

guy: ooh two computors. you’re too cool for one aren’t you. what are you doing? checking your email?

me: uh. downloading music.

(he’s like RIGHT BEHIND ME PEERING OVER MY SHOULDER)

guy: ooh downloading music. hey why don’t you send me an email.

me: (silence) *in my head: what. the. eff.*

(clock tick tick tick tick)

guy: not gunna send me an email?

me: er..no..?

guy: oh fine. guess not then. have a good weekend.

me: okay. bye.

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UH WHAT? strange 25 year old guy asking young girls to send emails to them and whatnot. and im all ike uhhh….get…away… *shudders* .

anyways. time for me to go out and get some sunshine! blog laterrrr.