gorgeous vietnamese loser.

so this past weekend, i enjoyed a braindead program on TV called the Miss Universe Pagaent. It was the first year that I actually watched it in entirety with my mom and dad because of course, I’m ethnocentric in a way and the pageant was held in Viet Nam. So duh.

The  beginning is always the best for me because the girls get to wear their traditional culture costumes to represent their country. I think all the different colors and outfits are amazing and it’s way to proudly show where you came from (unlike the swimsuit or evening gown rounds).

But what made me most excited was when they called Miss Vietnam was one of the Top 15 finalists. I mean, HOLY CRAP. I don’t think that Miss Vietnam has ever been in any top things. It’s not the fact that she wasn’t pretty that made this an element of surprised. It was the fact that Viet Nam hasn’t been cranking out pageantry standard women if you get what I mean. But beside that point, the fun and games ended there for Miss Vietnam anyways.

You know why?

‘Cuz she’s short that’s why.

You can clearly see it when she stood next to all the other 14 contestants that she was a few inches shorter. And they say in life, when you’re short, you don’t get the big bucks. 5′9″ won’t beat a 5′11″ (Miss Venezuela who won the competition).

But But But..she’s so pretty! & it’s JUST a few inches!

Well pretty doesn’t get you anywhere hon. Pageants are about lanky long legged Amazonians that toward above ever with their sexy struts. I’m sorry Miss Vietnam. Should have worn a higher pair of heels.

 

SIDENOTE

DID ANYONE GET A KICK OUT OF THE FACT THAT MISS USA (OH GLORIOUS AMERICA!) FELL? MAKES IT THE SECOND CONSECUTIVE TIME NOW (AFTER LAST YEAR).

oh ho ho. kind of a metaphor for the US right now ain’t it.

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