s&m gone bad. how embarassing.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28181033/?GT1=43001

 

man, can you imagine the conversation?

woman: ohh that was good. well. i have to do the dishes now.

man: ‘kay. ill just get the key…oh..uh..

woman: what..!?

man: did you know where i put the key?

woman: WHAT?

man: i can’t seem to find it…

woman: ARE U SERIOUS? LOOK HARDER! *clang clang against bed post with handcuffs. kicks feet in anger* aghh!

man: it’s okay honey. i’ll find it.

woman: when i get out of this..i’m going to..

(hours later)

man: uhm, sorry. ill call 911.

911 op: 911. what is your emergency.

man: my wife is handcuffed to the bed and i lost the keys.

911: this is a non emergency sir. can i get your address.

woman: IT’S AN EMERGENCY ALL RIGHT. AS SOON AS I’M OUT HE”S DEAD!

 

 

 

xD i certainly need a life.