TWILIGHT IS…..HORRIBLE?

So I illegally watched Twilight online. & My comments (coming from an avid reader of the books of course ~ I don’t pick a team. That’s stupid because she’s clearly in love with Edward and vis-versa but Jacob is clearly the one that wouldn’t get carried away and kill her via the neck — maybe he’d rip her head off in a werewolf frenzy but that’s okay.[=) on it are quite different from every girl (excluding the few feminists and girls that hate cheese) that probably watched the video.

Let's see : I stopped watching it after an hour.

I know. I know. You can't really do that in a theatre but hey, it's the WWW so I can do anything I want (include killing the movie industry through my boycotting ways. har har har). It's not that the movie wasn't...how should I put it...well-made. The actors//actresses are pretty good. The visuals are pretty sweet. The music fits what scene is playing at the time. There was lots of cheese and making oogling eyes at each other and you could basically see the drool coming out of Edward's mouth and lots of HIGH POWER FAST VAMPIRE SPEEDING AROUND.

I'm sorry. I'm cynical. Don't get wrong. I'm a sucker for all that true love and romance and corny and cutesy and wonderful stuff that woos every girl's heart (why would I be completely in love with Taylor Swift's Love Storyif I wasn't?). But this movie...I laughed so much! I mean, god "like diamonds...you're beautiful!" in a deep boy's voice has to be SOMEWHAT funny. I think they completely the "deadly romance" aspect of the book (basically the ONLY aspect -- the other tribe wanting to kill Bella is completely a subplot, y'know) and tried to make it into something "deep" which in the end made it unbelievable. I know that 2 hours is little room for any character development and stuff but can ANYONE just step back and (ignoring the whole vampire aspect of the movie, lol) see that this love is so unrealistic? She is like, BAM. I AM IRREVOCABLY IN LOVE WITH YOU EDWARD.

...PSH. WHATEVER. I don't understand why girls like the actor that plays Edward anyways. He's not that handsome. Sorry.

I like some parts though. I like Jacob. I think Bella and him are completely sweet and there. should. be. more. development! Second book second movie! I like the Cullens (the family) and the housewarming scene. Though I completely expected their house to be different. I can't explain it here but for some reason, for Seattle people, I kind of imagined the Lake Union Armoury? The place where GHS Spring Waltz is held every year? Yea, o___O" and I completely am in love with the guy that plays Eric. I mean, LAHHHHHVE! I could easily print out a picture of him and draw hearts everywhere if the creepo factor of actually doing it was lower. (Btw, to make up for my loss in creepo points, I just googled him and found out his name is Justin Chon. Ka-ching!) Man, Bella. All these guys be swooning over you cuz you're an albino from Arizona (oh, LOVED her nickname too. If I went to some little town in Louisiana [totally random state popped into my head], would they call be Washington? Though, maybe they’d call me Chink or something just because those Lousians [<--ahaha don't know if it's true] probably think all Asians are alike. Ah JAY-KAY!). I really think you should take your pick. Eric? Mike? Tyler? (Shawn? haha).

Okay. Well I think I will go watch Slumdog Millionaire because I heard THAT was a good love story (complete with attempted murders in India’s impoverished village backdrop!) =O

 

Oh yea. Carlisle Cullen melts my pants! Teehee!

a few of my favorite things…

i’m at my cousin’s house and they like getting drunk. i, on the other hand, am getting drunk on dishtv and blazng wireless. \i was flipping through channels when i saw BABES IN TOYLAND. 

 …i was sorely disappointed to find out that it was NOT a rated x movie. instead it was something weird with goblins and creepy people. =[

new favorite videos!

Flea — Clazziquai

i don’t really get the song? but it’s catchy beat.

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poker face — lady gaga

i TOTALLY knew that this song was going to be the next big thing. TOP 25 PLAYED IN MY ITUNES!

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