What the hell does that mean? I mean, who says things like that?
— Interesting that the word copious is what caught your eye about me.
— Sarcasm fails on shitty days like the one I’m having today. Your blunt remarks actually hurt like the tips of daggers.
— 2 midterms Friday, gotta bring my A game if I want to move away from this place.
— I am craving bodily contact. If I was single, I’d be trying to snuggle right now.
“Hey Monty, I have to tell you something important”
“You’re pregnant.”
“What the hell, we’re in lab class! No!”
“What? Abortion?!”
MZ/JF: “CLOTHES HANGER??”
Ohshittt. Trolling.
