soupe du jour.

Words that rhyme.

perfectsoup — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 03:51:17 +0000

There was a time.
That you were mine.
It was divine.
And now it’s redefined.
So I sit and whine
About how I mind
That you don’t find
Me one of a kind.
Unsatisfied, I pine
For you to cross the line.
And give me a sign.
That it’s going to be fine.
Because we’re running out of time.

perfectsoup — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 06:57:33 +0000

What the hell does that mean? I mean, who says things like that?

— Interesting that the word copious is what caught your eye about me.

— Sarcasm fails on shitty days like the one I’m having today. Your blunt remarks actually hurt like the tips of daggers.

— 2 midterms Friday, gotta bring my A game if I want to move away from this place.

— I am craving bodily contact. If I was single, I’d be trying to snuggle right now.

“Hey Monty, I have to tell you something important”

“You’re pregnant.”

“What the hell, we’re in lab class! No!”

“What? Abortion?!”

MZ/JF: “CLOTHES HANGER??”

Ohshittt. Trolling.

Nice people.

perfectsoup — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 08:11:52 +0000

Sometimes I think in my head, why the fuck are you single? (in regards to someone I know, not about me. Haha)

I guess I just don’t know them well enough yet.

Teehee!

perfectsoup — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 07:51:42 +0000

What a nice 6 hour work day. Singing all day. Jokes all around.

How many dead rats fit in-to a freeeeeeeeezer.

Your rat’s so fat he can’t even walk around in the cage. He just sits underneath the food area and waits.

Your rat’s so fat, he can’t be run in experiments. He has to be waddled.

And Snowball was his name-o!

Oh you big ol’ piece of blubber. You soo chubby. You soooo chubby, you gunna die!

Come here and look at his liver! - I’d rather see his heart. Ohhhh cool.

Why are you so morbid. I thought you called me over to look at something cool and you’re holding a rat’s head in your hand that’s pussing everywhere.

Walking to a room with 4 Nerf guns at you because they thought you were the enemy.

That’s how I dance in the club. I mean, it’s dark so people don’t see. *raise the roof*

I want to hang them up in my windows. Like stained glass things only with body parts!

We could probably sell this on the black market…to people who, you know, have dead people fetishes or something.

perfectsoup — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 03:20:04 +0000

1) I was upset that we haven’t talked much lately nor did we get to hang out on my free day. So I drove over to your house and found out you had some kind of severe sickness and suffered rashes all over the your body so we laid in bed while I rubbed calamine lotion all over you. And then you confessed that you haven’t talked to me lately because you went to a conference somewhere and didn’t tell me. Apparently this was very upsetting so I stormed out and as I was getting into my car, you dragged a puppy out by a leash and picked him up and gave him to me as a “forgive me” gift. I took the puppy home and was still pissed.

2) I went to work at my lab but it was in a hospital setting. My co-workers didn’t hear me coming so they were talking about who they should keep at work (me or this other girl H) because they needed to let go someone due to budget cuts. They said she put more work into the lab and was better at keeping track of orders and placing them. They said I was slow and had to be taught procedures and they didn’t have time to teach me things. She was also good at remembering passwords?

Stress slips into dreams.