because your words sting! &stealing from comcast.

sometimes i’m too sarcastic and mean or somewhere on Mars for my own good and i need to be brought down to earth with a slap in the face and some reality-fact quick checks. thanks sydney.

so my parents have been oddly sneakily open to me going to uw campus. oddly enough. when i asked to go today…

me: dad can i go to uw today. around 4..

dad: more books!?!? how many times do you need to go?!

me: no. for fun. i’m going rock climbing.

dad: who did you schedule with already..

me: oh..anna and sydney invited me…yesterday…*hesitant, prepares for rejection..*

dad: okay. how you getting home?

me: you’re picking me up of course.

…UW. YES.

so it ended up with just me and sydney because anna didn’t pick up her phone and cc had lunches/dinners to attend to for her scholarships and eric was busy with the dudes. it was horrible because i didn’t have my contacts so EVERYTHING looked the same. i went squirrel chasing and these two cute white guys walked by and were like “hey. how you guys doing? cya around.” and i’m like DUDE, NO. I WANTED ASIAN. FAIL. but oh well.

i did NOT realize the IMA was SO EFFING far. i mean, it was practically on the OTHER SIDE of campus. and once we got inside, it was asian galore and i was silently cursing i didn’t wear my contacts to oogle. i mean, guys play half naked basketball?

“dude that was dylan yoo”

me: “who the heck is dylan yoo”..

OMG. AS I JUST WROTE THOSE WORDS ABOVE. I REALIZED WHO DYLAN YOO IS. HE WAS THE ONLY CUTE ORIENTATION LEADER THAT WAS PART ASIAN.

you know what i feel like now? that pervy nerd teacher that wears he glasses and gets nosebleeds when he looks at the high school girls in those mangas. dear god..

anyways, we walked around the IMA. they have an exceptional pool WITH A KIDDIE POOL ATTACHMENT which i happily pointed out to sydney.

oh which also makes me think of something random. she was saying how she would just sit there on her laptop while i drown and have to get rescued by the lifeguard. and the first thing i said was “no thanks. i dont want random lips on me. what if he had herpes.” which  came out of nowhere but actually made me stop and think WHAT IF HE DID. OMG.

what if the lifeguard had mono or some canker sore on his lip. and then he gives you CPR. and then… ]: creepy. that should keep me from drowning.

we ended up NOT being able to find the rock climbing wall. but then again, we weren’t entirely dressed in our shorts tank top with flip flops clothes combo. next time maybe.

it was a uphill walk back and we ended up going to the bookstore where SYDNEY made the ultimate diss to our friend in front of PEOPLE. it was horrible. i seriously thought it was so so so mean.

sydney: hey there’s raheem!

me: HI RAHEEM!

raheem [walking with a few friends.] : hey. you guys live on campus?

syd: no

me: commute. you?

raheem: oh i dorm at mercer.

syd: mercer!??! isn’t that the crappiest* dorm?!

*i don’t remember what word she actually said. it was either crappiest/worst/ect..

his friends LAUGH. i was FUMING at sydney. raheem just laughed…awkwardly. god that was just killer mean. i swear, she CAN be such a bitch sometimes. but then again, it made me reflective of me. the hypocrite. so i shouldn’t be talking..

and she also pounced when i happened to mention me and shawn are still together because she was asking if i found a rebound yet.

“but don’t you think it’s romantic for us to stay together?”

“a long distance relationship?”

“yeaaaa 1 and half years…”

“so? right. okay.”

sydney, oh you make me want to squeeze you to death sometimes.

this is why my resolution is to at least try to be nice[r].

bookstore where i got my lab shizzles and then froyo on the ave. classic hanging out. i should have gotten the gelato though because the froyo WAS NOT GOOD. i genuinely feel bad the girl though because her roomy bullies her around and “buys expensive ingredients for food…” which they have to split the costs. three girls. 500 a month. i saw that whiteboard with X’s and $$ amounts listed for each person and i was already shaking my head. and the room is tinyyyy. oh syd. i feel for you.

i swear i’d be a great roommate. it’d be chill and whatnot. i would cook for you and you just help out. and i swear, i live cheap and will use NON ORGANIC products because i’m cheap that way. and i’m not that much of a neat freak as long as it doesn’t stink up the apartment or something. if only i could apartment. =[

so far, it's a good start. practicing driving a lot tomorrow since it's the last weekend i have free from hwk. this last week has mainly been parallel parking. which is the worst. THE WORST. OH!

i have an i-love-my-dad story. so we were practicing parking and practicing with only one car def. does not work so my dad is like "okay. we'll just have to go get a traffic cone or something tomorrow" and i'm like "uh okay."

apparently one of the people near the store has a traffic cone because my dad goes over to their house to ask for it. but they're not home so we're outta luck. AND THAT'S WHEN MY DAD SEES THE COMCAST GUY DRIVE UP. comcast guy parks there, TAKES OUT TWO TRAFFIC CONES, puts them at the front and back of his car, and disappears [to do come cablework i suppose?]. anyways, yes. you saw this coming. MY DAD STEALS A CONE FROM THE COMCAST GUY. the front one at least. it was sheer hilariousness. too bad we went home before the comcast guy left. i REALLY want to see his expression. xD oh dad, you’re so silly sometimes.

anyways. good food tomorrow too because it’s ong ngoai’s [grandpa's] death anniversary. and then dawg daze sunday. and then monday. and tuesday. and then school. and next weekend, we’re heading to my sister’s and her new big house with the neighbor that has a tennis court and a neighborhood where the wives get together once a week and have a game night.

AND THEY HAVE CUL DE SAC BBQ WELCOME-THE-NEIGHBOR-IN PARTIES TOO.

it’s completely creepy to me because we’re asian. it’s too suburban.  too…stepford. but they have kids my age? so maybe i can play tennis with them when i go down for the weekend. i’ll make sure to pack my polo shirts to fit in.. ><”

well gooodnight. i must go read some OBAMA now.

…makes me look smart. [:

everything [incl. a condom comm.!] +2NE1’s review.

no blogging a week? point proven to my friends that i do NOT plan to spend the summer just blogging. =]

nothing special has happened in the whole week. besides a few disastrous spendings on my visa card [two very similiar orders from American Eagle, both with flip flops to take advantage of the free shipping, the second placed only after realizing that i had a 20% off discount that i could have used but didn't + a very expensive mecahnism for the cooler at the store] which placed it down to 80 dollars to spend.

it’s very hot today. and i was going to call up aly to see if she was busy and if not, we should go swimming. but i decided to spend it sleeping and reading the new issue of Wired magazine. quite mundane don’tcha think? i also studied briefly for my written test for driving [which i'll be taking tomorrow!] and hopefully passing it as well.

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i can now write about 2ne1’s new mini album which i illegally downloaded [don't act like you don't do that.]

final verdict? it’sokay. (:

my favorite is definately stay together just because it showcases their vocals a little more and doesn’t exactly have a consistantly annoying background beat unlike pretty boy. pretty boy though is actually an okay song. CL’s rapping is exceptional, coyly inserting beyonce references into the song. let’s go party has a catchy tune but unlike what the title says, it doesn’t get me into a dancing mood unlike fire which has a stronger beat to move the body. i don’t care is their new single and all i can say is that it’s so cute when they do the waving hands thing in their dances when they say care-eh-eh-eh-ehhh. [: lollipop is old news and we all know how annoying that song was anyways.

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during this week, i have also successfully navigated the web phenomenon known as AMAZON. we cleared out our garage last weekend and i’m selling a few old nintendo “collectible” games for my brother. only ten dollars each. i was hoping for something more but y’know, money is money and you can’t complain. i’ve also managed to clear out some stuff on craigslist. woot. i’m also constantly checking the job listings but i think i’m giving up on that considering i’d only be able to work about a month after iowa since school starts…sometime near the end of september.

uw advising is this thursday and friday~! excitement. i’m staying over in one of the halls overnight too. i don’t think my parents know that yet. but they will soon. i already paid for it and it’s nonrefundable (but i dont think my parents would care. if they didn’t want me to stay over, i would not be staying over). of course, sydney and i set it up so we’d be able to go at the same time because we fear not knowing anyone. but a part of me wants to make new friends and get to know some new people (afterall, it IS college right?) hence the whole staying overnight thing. and plus, it starts at 12pm on thursday til 8:30pm and then starts at 8am the next day…so i would rather just stay over.

what if everyone hates me and thinks i’m weird? shut up, hao’s head. =D see? i’m already fretting over it as if it’s the first day of school… and i’m also losing my mind slowly.

also, what makes a guy mature? apparently, i turned down a guy because he’s IMMATURE and my boyfriend is MATURE. hence the guy asked me “what makes your boyfriend mature” and my answer was a lame “he doesn’t do gangster signs for fun, laugh at fart jokes, and joke with his friends when they can see a girl’s pink bra through the back of her thin tshirt”. i think i’m lying about the latter. he probably would joke with his friends if the girl wearing the bra was a hot blonde /slash/ taylor swift lookalike. *sigh..

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i love how humans are so naturally curious. police sirens and anbulance wailings tempt us to look out the window. i’m wondering why theres cop cars the block up from our house. the ambulance and the fire truck already left so i know it’s not some kind of emergency but the cop car(s?) are still there. and i really don’t want to crane my neck out from the deck to watch because i’m blind as a bat especially at night.

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I”M SO EXCITED TO TAKE MY WRITTEN TEST. I JUST HOPE I DON’T FAIL.

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The Bachelorette: an emotional ride.

Okay okay okay. I admit. I watch the Bachelorette. But in my defense, I was “forced” to watch it in the beginning and I just ended up sucking me in.

Background info? My family eats dinner around 7:30 with our TV in the corner to catch Jeopardy as we have done for the last…what..15 years? 7:30pm is our aiming point. Around there. And then we watch whatever is on at 8pm, and depending on what it is, I shower at 8:30 or 9pm and yadda yadda yadda.

Of course, Bachelorette is on at 8pm right? (and lasting until 10pm sometimes!). I only watched it because I am a slow eating and tend to never finish before 8pm and we caught the last few episodes of the The Bachelor (DRAMA!) with that guy with the boy (man, is he old news. Melissa probably got the better end of the publicity) and how he chose one girl and then broke up with her for the runner up girl and whatnot. So naturally, dad and mom are now eager to watch their beloved Bachelor[ette]. And thus, I am “forced” to watch with them.

First up, Jillian is not some sexy scary-eyebrow lady. She’s cute. She’s funny. She’s just absolutely my type of girl if I had a type of girl.

Well skipping through the whole season, I’m more of the get-right-to-the-end kind of person and MAN last night’s episode was a SHOCKERRRRRRRRR. It made me yell AND throw my hamster at the TV. And go running out to my dad saying “DID YOU SEE THAT?”

No way did she choose West to be part of the Top 4. 17 hours after the show, I randomly told my dad “I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE CHOSE WES” to which he was like “what?…oh. My god you’re still thinking of that?” because seriously, Jake melts my little itty bitty teenage heart. He’s Texan, handsome as hell, and a commercial airline pilot! You know how uniforms turn me on [;  But he wasn't the guy that I was rooting for. I love Micheal! He's so funny and just so out there and he fell OH SO HARD. It was just the way he LOOKED at her. Made me think of my relationship..but that's a different story.

So. Final Four. Wes. Ed. Kiptyn. Reid.

I'm going for Reid because...I don't know. I like him the most? Definitely not Wes. Kiptyn's family is a bit too intense for me with the wine and the smartness and the fine lifestyle and whatnot. And what kind of name is is Kiptyn O__O" And I really don't know ANYTHING about Ed. So we'll see.

Until next week.

[btw, hot song I just downloaded. I heard it from the mapthesoul video of DJ Tukutz dancing <--- ABSOLUTE HILAROUSITY.]

“care for some penis? i mean, peanuts?”

i’m feeling better. i must admit, this weather does put me in a better mood (:

it’s bluuuuuuuuuue skieeeeeees. i wish i could take pictures like in that sad depressing korean music video about the girl who was terminally ill so her boyfriend (guy friend?) would take pictures of the skie for her and she would piece it together on the ceiling of her hospital bed and see the sky all day (wow, way to turn something nice into something sad, Hao ><)

i’ll find out the song and post the video here on an edit later.

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note: i just read the story thru the pictures. i dont understand a bit of japanese.. hai? and omg she dies in the end! SADNESS.

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anyways. i just thought i’d post a ridiculously funny video clip i watched from YouTube. i think it’s pretty much self-explanatory what it’s about. but it’s just so funny because i can easily say peanuts and not get it one bit mixed up with penis. i mean, they do NOT sound alike. unless you say “nuts” like “nis”, in which case, that’s just weird** man, i wonder what SHE has on her mind. rofl.

 

 

i swear the bank hates me. only 8 more months until i can do all mny banking on my own. man, 18 years old must be the shizzz. they added me to my brother’s (acctually mine.) saving account yet i still can’t access it from the ATM? gah. i am now going to go to nap. though i should go take a walk. maybe ill bring my camera tomorrow to take gorgeous sky pictures (:

 

 

**sidenote: does anyone say bagel, BAH-GULL? because i had a friend who called it like that and it was crazy odd. i mean, people tend to say bay-gull. o__o

axe me (*moans*)

wow, so i was browsing google for a costume idea for my guy and i ran across this yahoo answer’s page. btw, yahoo answer pages are awesome, you find EVERY question on there.

so this was Independence_Individuality ’s idea for a guy costume:

Something you can do at home that I’ve always thought was a good idea was an ‘Axe Body Spray Test Subject’. You know how they have the commericials where they spray on the Axe and the girls jump them?

All you need is some jeans, a white t-shirt you don’t care much about, a marker, and gel. Rip up the white shirt, write ‘Axe Body Spray Test Subject’, mess up your hair, and if you wanna go all out, have someone apply liptick and kiss the shirt or something.

I’ve always just thought that was a good idea.

Man, that’s like. Brilliant. I can so imagine one of my friends being stupid and doing that. And Axe actually is pretty sexy too. I mean, as long as you don’t spray half the can on you or something. But those Axe commercials are hoottttttttttttttttttttttttttt. =D

lonely asian man, seeking loving fembot for late night pleasures

today, i was one my homepage right? msn.com and this is what i learned!

introducing…

E.M.A

 

a feminine looking robot that can kiss, hug, dance, and other stuff made by Sega (yes, the maker of the lesser known Dreamcast and …uh…did they make anything else? lol) . it also hands out business cards cuz you know, after having one of these robots means you’re just SO popular and everyone wants to be your friend.

what made me laugh so hard was that the robot is made particularly for a targeted audience…that is..the lonely male. the nerd whose eyes glazes over and mouth starts salivating when looking about Chobits. i mean, sure, Chobits are pretty hot, no lie. (oh an btw, if you don’t know what a Chobit is, i suggest something called wikipedia) But hell no would I want to substitute some fembot (ahem, female robot for those who lack the brain cells to recognize combined word phrases) in for a real live human being. okay, i can understand if the doll was made for like woohoo fun! purposes like that pretty awesome one that plays soccer and has all those sensor things that can have it do stuff for you like get the remote (yes, fatty obese americans go get one right now! then you REALLY don’t need to get off the couch at all!). but the huge fuss around EMA is focused around the fact that she (1) is a female robot (2) has sensors to detect when a human face is near so she automatically kisses you (3) can ”shake her groove thing” as in robotically move her butt area around. i mean, this is a robot. and if you’re replacing a human with a robot, this one is not going to suit a guy’s needs. c’mon, it only kisses! might as well save your money and buy a pie ’cause at least you know…you can do stuff with it. in fact, with the pricetag for EMA, you can buy MANY pies [for all those who haven't seen American Pie, please ignore those comment(s)].

the spokesman said “She’s very lovable and though she’s not a human, she can act like a real girlfriend.”

Uh, dude. What kind of girlfriend are YOU looking for cuz CLEARLY your standards are horrendously low.

hey! at least we can finally we can sing domo arigato missus roboto (:

but i must admit, the japanese are way beyond the US yet again in the field of technology. while we linger on making better cars, they are cranking our for-your-pleasure robots. i’m wondering if there’s going to be EMA 2.0. hopefully with more junk in the trunk and, if lonely males out there are still waiting, some “happy endings” xD though, i’m more wondering if there is going to be male EMA for us lonely girls?

freakin’ bomb!

Oh yea. Oh yea. Oh yea. I went the Unity Fair @ SCCC today. Damn it’s the shizzzzzzzzzz. Saw a preformance by an emcee I’ve never heard of. Macklemore. He’s was pretty good. His lyrics are smart which is appreciative and he doesn’t talk shit like some other rappers do. And then I had to go class cuz hell no am I skipping Chem. But I did leave class early…like 15 minutes? to catch Geologic! Hell yes. I wanted to see One Be Lo cuz I heard he was good but it’s okay. I’m more of a groupie than anything so I went to go see Geologic. And he’s like..daaaaaaaaaaamn. Yes yes. All Seattleites MUST have heard of Blue Scholars unless you’ve been living under a rock. Or…you love rock. Haha. It’s a pretty bomb hip hop/rap group based in the 206. But yea. I’m such a groupie. I have Blue Scholar songs on my laptop but not like their whole albums or whatnot. But I hear Bayani is pretty good? So maybe I should check that out. Anyways. I had to go to the store so I missed one of the student bands that I wanted to see. Sun Break? But I just got off the phone with a friend and she said that it was kinda…sad. x| So ohwell.

OH

and and and and one of the main points of this blog was to spread the hilariousness of one of the blogs I read today. If you were on your dashboard and you noticed “I have sex with my car” and just happened to be the curious person like me and clicked the link, you would have gotten to : 

http://bitsontheside.co.nz/2008/05/23/i-have-sex-with-my-car/

AND ITS SO FUNNY. 

I read it and I’m like…OH…MY…GOD…SERIOUSLY?

=) Enjoy.

 

fancy a hot date?

this guy just came into the store and bought

• chapstick
• condoms
• gum

& all i could think about was “duude this guy is SO getting laid.”  gosh, i’m such a weirdo

yay im finally done working! yes!